Gibson’s Firebird X – a “Revolution”?

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by Rich Maloof

Gibson guitars logoWhen Gibson announced a major press conference, our curiosity was piqued. The company’s invite to last week’s gathering read: This is more than a press conference. More than an event. THIS IS AN UPRISING!

So we headed to the Hard Rock Café in NYC with friends from National Guitar Museum to see what the fuss was all about. We were especially curious given what’s been whispered in the industry about Gibson’s financial troubles (as reported on the Punch-In back in January).

What did the revered maker of the Les Paul, the SG, and the 335 have in mind to save its famed name?

Henry Juszkiewicz, the controversial chairman and CEO of Gibson, took the stage and began by aligning himself with revolutionary inventors, from Thomas Edison to Guglielmo Marconi to Les Paul. After rattling off several major milestones in modern technology (the first transistor, the first guitar amp, the first wireless network) he took an SG by the neck — “I think this is the past!” — and smashed it over a cinderblock.

An audible gasp emerged from the crowd, but Henry J. was not finished shocking the room, where industry wonks and media members sat alongside a few pros including Ace Frehley, Kirk Douglas (the Roots), and Lou Pallo (longtime Les Paul sideman). Henry then unveiled the Firebird X guitar declaring, “This is revolution.”

Gibson Firebird X GuitarFirebird X (that’s Firebird “ten”) is a 6-string with a digital brain. Theoretically, you can throw your stompboxes, rack gear, and modeling equipment overboard and manipulate your sound exclusively from the guitar’s onboard controls. The coils in its three humbuckers allow for 2048 coil combinations, and there are onboard sliders, toggles, pots, and “tog pots” for setting effects, distortion, EQ, pickup selection, and tuning controls. It’s also a Bluetooth device and connects wirelessly to the two included pedals (one for selecting presets, the other an expression pedal). Details were lacking at the press conference but apparently the Firebird X can provide a direct digital feed into a computer, presumably for recording, programming, or further signal routing. The onboard CPU is updateable and the onboard battery is good for 4 hours of playing time.

Gibson Firebird X GuitarAccording to the public, Firebird X constitutes not so much an uprising as an upchucking. Several pages of scathing responses from the public are still live on their own site. But it’s hard to figure Gibson’s thinking on this one. The Firebird X will be produced in a limited run of 1800 guitars and sold in 400 retail shops. The list price is $5,570. Even if the technology housed in Firebird X were truly revolutionary, it’s difficult to understand how Gibson, who has priced its most widely desired models far beyond the reach of common players, would cause an uprising with another exorbitant collectible. You say you want a revolution? We’d all like to see the plan.

Perhaps, as Henry J. suggested, we’re just too dumb to understand it. When one member of the media asked nervously whether Gibson would carry on producing the instruments it’s famous for, Juszkiewicz allowed, “Yes, we will even continue building guitars for Luddites.”

In the audience, some were scratching their heads and some were shaking their heads. And some were trying to figure out whether that smashed SG could be glued back together.



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Daily Kindling: Steven Tyler, Aerosmith, and Bad Band Breakups

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Steven Tyler AEROSMITHAs I’m sure many of you were already aware, there was a rumor floating around this week that Steven Tyler was leaving Aerosmith. The rumor spread quickly after Joe Perry tweeted (that’s right, Joe Perry is on Twitter and you should be too) that Aerosmith was “looking for a new singer to work with” and told several news outlets that Tyler had quit, at as far as he could tell. Many brought up the fact that Tyler did not have the physical ability at the age of 61 that he once had, citing the fact that the band canceled the remainder of its summer tour this year when Tyler fell off a stage and was injured during a performance in South Dakota.

All those rumors were quashed, however, when Steven Tyler and Joe Perry made a surprise appearance at a New York City venue and Tyler told the crowd: “I am not leaving Aerosmith,” according to Rolling Stone and Billboard magazines. That seems to have put an end to speculation about the Tyler’s future with Aerosmith, but it also got me thinking about band breakups that didn’t turn out so well. Check a few of them out below and see the full list over at Spinner.

Feel free to share your own bad band breakup story in the comments!

Pink Floyd
ThePinkFloyd“Original bandleader Syd Barrett was an early casualty in 1968, addled by drug-fueled mental illness. Roger Waters (left) departs in 1985, just after releasing ‘The Final Cut’ — practically a Waters solo album with the other Floyd members as sidemen. Waters declared the band “a spent force” and then sued David Gilmour and Nick Mason for carrying on with the Pink Floyd name.” - Spinner

The Beatles
the-beatles65“In 1969, the Beatles’ final year together, John Lennon got sick of Paul McCartney, George Harrison felt snubbed, and everyone but John resented Yoko Ono’s omnipresence. The ‘Let It Be’ sessions the Fab Four were recording early that year as a documentary and an album were an infamous disaster; the results were released posthumously in both formats in 1970.” - Spinner

Sex Pistols
sexpistols“Sid Vicious’ debilitating addiction to drugs spawned increasingly violent and unpredictable behavior. Johnny Rotten couldn’t stand to be around the heroin-addled Vicious, calling him a “waste of space,” and Rotten constantly feuded with the group’s manager, Malcolm McLaren. When Rotten declared he was leaving the band while on tour in California in 1978, they abandoned him in Los Angeles with no money and no plane ticket home to England.” - Spinner

The Mamas and the Papas
MamasAndPapas260-715401“The marriage of members John and Michelle Phillips was rocked by her affair with bandmate Denny Doherty; Jill Gibson, a “secret” replacement for Michelle Phillips, was briefly employed before Michelle was welcomed back. In 1968, “Mama” Cass Elliot quit when Phillips insulted her in front of Mick Jagger.” - Spinner

The Eagles
the_eagles-1127“Original members Randy Meisner and Bernie Leadon departed in the mid-’70s. In 1980, Glenn Frey and Don Felder came to blows backstage during a concert; Frey and Don Henley mixed the swan-song LP ‘Eagles Live’ from opposite coasts; by the end of the year they were no more. Henley declared the group will reunite “when hell freezes over.” (The band’s live album of its 1994 reunion tour is titled ‘Hell Freezes Over.’)” - Spinner

The Doors
The+Doors“In 2002, years after the 1971 death of Jim Morrison and the initial dissolution of the Doors a year later, keyboard player Ray Manzarek and guitarist Robby Krieger formed a group they called the Doors of the 21st Century, with the Cult’s Ian Astbury as frontman. A year later, Doors drummer John Densmore (left), who did not participate in the reunion, successfully sued the reconstituted band from using the Doors name.” - Spinner

Boston
Boston“By 1979, Boston mastermind Tom Scholz’s perfectionism led impatient mates to record under the name of guitarist Barry Goudreau. CBS marketed the project under the name Almost Boston; the inevitable lawsuits followed. The recent suicide of Boston singer Brad Delp (left) is attributed in part to his disappointment over the band’s problems.” - Spinner

Check out Spinner to see their full list of 20 bitter band breakups.



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