Life Lessons From GWAR

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by Charlie Doom

GWAR has perhaps been more successful at offending people than taking over the world, but that hasn’t stopped the self-proclaimed “Scumdogs of the Universe” from trying to do both. I had a chance to interview the band in person at the 2010 Bonnaroo music and arts festival in Manchester, TN, but was declined with a rubber-sheathed middle finger to the face. However, I am a persistent bastard with a fearless work ethic who doesn’t stop until he gets his way….

Are you improving as a band?
That’s for other’s to say. We know we’re great already.

How do you push yourselves creatively?
The only thing we’re pushing are our fat cocks right down society’s windpipe.

You’ve been rocking for almost two decades, what does it take for a working musician to earn a buck these days?
More like 20 million decades, if such a measure of time exists — which it does not! As far as making a buck, I wouldn’t know anything about that. I don’t own any money. But it is different — back then [when we started] there wasn’t any crack.

On tour, what do you never leave home without?
1) Beaver Butts
2) Turd-Burglar’s
3) Whopper Kings
4) All These Things

Can you give us a glimpse into the creative process; how you get from an idea to a finished song?
No, I can’t. No, I won’t is more like it. It’s none of your business.

Four bands every aspiring space rocker should know? Motorhead because they rule. Kiss because they don’t. Thin Lizzy because they rock. And GWAR because of our fat cocks.

How to make it as a musician? First, get born. Second, get metal. Third, get bent.

Recipie for Metal? It has to be really loud with lots of guitars, drums and some dude screaming his head off. Throw in a bunch of amps and shit. And add electricity! But, no, there is no law to it.

Any plans for planet Earth? I suppose we will continue on with the titanic celebrations that accompany our two-year long 25th anniversary Slay-a-bration so, we are getting ready to sack America and Europe… again!

Best career advice you’ve ever recieved? Find a good drummer and don’t be afraid to quit at any moment!

The sci-fi themed shock rockers, GWAR, formed in 1984 and have “enslaved” a cult-like legion of fans with their brand of technical thrash metal and outrageous stage performances. As to why they wear the latex monster suits — read their bio.  – Charlie Doom

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Re-Think the Band: Unconventional Live Lineups

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by Rich Tozzoli

Playing live can be addictive. But a lot of players never get to experience the feeling of satisfying a crowd — and satisfying themselves — because they’re waiting to form that perfect band before taking their songs public.

Though a classic band setup like guitar + bass + drums + vocals (maybe with a second guitarist or keyboardist, too) can be great, there’s a lot to be said for finding an alternative approach. Opening up your mind and your music to unconventional live situations can be hugely rewarding. Why wait around for a dream band when you can be playing out right now?

A recent gig: Guitar + Drums + Vocals
For starters, you could just find a drummer and a singer, and skip the bass player. No offense meant to bass players, but in a trio format such as that, you (the guitarist) are in total control of all the music. There’s a lot of responsibility, but it’s also very liberating.

I began playing out recently with a similar lineup. The singer laid down some keyboard pads on just a few songs, and the drummer played a small kit. He also streamed loops out of a laptop. At first, it took a little getting used to, from a guitarist’s point of view. I quickly came to realize that playing root-based chords low on the neck (generally not above III or V position) were essential to a full sound. For example, it worked best to play a Gmin7 chord in III position with the root on the 6th string, whereas with a bass player I might have played the chord up in X position with the root on the 5th.  Just as important, I literally tailored my guitar and amp configuration to provide me the most bass response. The lineup was definitely a “learn as you go” situation.  [Stay tuned for the upcoming article Right Rig for the Gig, which explores gear options for live situations — Ed.]

A few things became quite clear after the first few shows:

•  This is a great way to play out. If the drummer and I felt like taking it somewhere during a song, there was no bass player to worry about following us.

•   Not one person in any crowd complained there was no bass.

•   Rehearsals, costs and band politics were kept to a bare minimum.

•  I became a better player, because I couldn’t solo in the traditional sense. I would step out for just a measure at a time, and also found that it helped to draw more doublestops into my soloing for a fuller sound.

•  I used a ridiculously simple setup: 1×12″ amp, an octave pedal for extra bass, and a Malekko Chicklet for some extra wet reverb on slow songs.   http://www.malekkoheavyindustry.com/index.php/chicklet

•   It truly was liberating.

That type of band lineup won’t suit everyone, but it does serve the idea of breaking out of tradition.  Here are some other very workable live stage scenarios.

Guitar + Laptop
Run pre-produced tracks behind yourself, or trigger loops on the fly with a pedalboard and a suitable program such as like Ableton LIVE. You then control the tempo and feel of every song. Take the time at home to make interesting rhythm tracks and then stretch out live on top of them.

Guitar + Drums
Why not just gig out with you and a drummer? Worked for the White Stripes. If the drummer is good and can follow you, you’ll be leading the way the whole night. This will leave a lot of room for both of you to improvise. It also works wonders for your sense of time and syncopation.

Guitar + Vocals
How about the classic guitar + vocals? It could be electric, by the way — you don’t have to take the classic troubador-with-acoustic route. You could also get something very interesting going with two electrics; either with complementary rhythm parts, or with one playing rhythm and the other laying down ambient pads and fills.

Guitar + Triggered Loops
It can be exciting for both the crowd and the player to hear loops created live, and then to have those loops become backing tracks. If you’re good at multiple instruments, you could even make like RicoLOOP, the one-man looping band.

Guitar + Bass + Laptop
Audio software is so advanced now that well-programmed parts and loops can make for excellent accompaniment on the live stage. You could easily gig with just bass, guitar and a laptop streaming some cool parts. This way, you can have the bass player lock in with the grooves, and you can take care of the melodies, rhythms and leads.

Anything Goes!
Every arrangement will have its fair share challenges, but at the very least you’ll be out there playing and not sitting at home waiting for the perfect lineup. We saw Kanye West on Letterman with one keyboard and a five-man drum corps (and Autotune on his vox), and he killed. Or look at the late, great Morphine: drummer, bari sax, and a vocalist playing slide on a two-string bass. There’s no shortage of inspiring examples.

Unconventional band make-ups can be creatively inspiring, too. Guaranteed, if you start writing and arranging with an unusual setup in mind, your music will take many unforeseen twists and turns. So step out of convention and hit the stage with something different. You may even break ground on a whole new style.

Rich Tozzoli is a Grammy-nominated engineer, mixer, producer and composer. He has worked with artists such as Ace Frehley, Al Di Meola and David Bowie, among many more, and is the author of Pro Tools Surround Sound Mixing. Rich is also a lifelong guitarist and composer. His work can be heard regularly on FoxNFL, HBO, and Discovery Channel, and he’s recently released the full-length CD, Rhythm Up.

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3 Questions: Richie Kotzen

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by Charlie Doom

Richie Kotzen initially found fame at the age of 21 in the hard rock band, Poison.  Kotzen’s creative and technical command of almost every musical genre from rock, jazz, blues, fusion and pop to soul has led many to tout him as one of the best players in the world. Kotzen is also a prolific and gifted singer/songwriter, having recorded over 20 solo albums and collaborating on over 30 other studio albums crossing all musical styles.

Charlie Doom sat down with Richie and had just enough time to ask him 3 crucial questions:

artist-photo-kotzen1. Do you feel you’re still improving as a player? How do you push yourself creatively?
I think there should always be a feeling of moving forward — a feeling of learning something new.  I suppose you could define this as improving, but I look at it more like adding a new word to your vocabulary or, better still, a new experience or emotion. The idea of music is to be creative and to be truly creative you need to move into the unknown. Doing the same thing over and over again with a different spin is not creativity — that’s not growing.

Creativity is something that comes through you, it is the unexpected. You can’t force it.  What you learn over many years is how to identify this inspiration and when it arrives, knowing what to do with it. That is the real key: the inspiration will come from being free and clear. Identifying creative inspiration and knowing what to do with it is what most people do not grasp.

2. What’s your creative process like? Can you give us an overview of how you develop an idea in your head into a produced song?
I can’t give a specific platform idea, but I can say that songs come from the most unexpected places. Often times I dream music. I have heard melodies when I’m asleep and then remembered when I woke up that I was dreaming some really inspired piece of work. The trouble had been that because I did not force myself to wake up I would never write the music. Later on I realized I must sleep with a recording device by the bed so now when this happens I force myself to wake up and document the idea.

Other songs are not nearly as abstract in their incarnation. Some are simply born from a bass line or a lyrical idea.  There are 2 songs on the Peace Sign CD that I wrote on the bass guitar; one is ‘We’re All Famous‘ and the other is ‘Your Entertainer‘.

At the end of the day the production is decided by the song and how I hear it in my head. I typically hear music in a completed form when I’m in the studio so most of the process is bringing that point of view to life. Then of course there are the moments where I go in the studio and have no clue what I’m going to come out with! I just keep messing around and then suddenly there is something, suddenly there is a song.

I suppose the short answer is there is no one process. Every song is a different animal.

3. What’s the best career advice you’ve ever gotten or would give?
Many years ago, Ozzy* gave me some good advice. It was just him and I talking about the music business (this was early 90′s) and Ozzy was making a point about how much lip service there is in the music business. He said, “if on the one hand a company is telling you everything they are going to do with you (basically empty promises) and on the other hand a company is guarantying nothing and are hard to get on the phone, but hand you a large some of money….”

He told me, “Always take the money.”

Which later on, Ozzy’s advice proved to be right. The only deals with companies I’ve ever made that really worked in my favor were the ones that offered significant advances. It is the only tangible commitment they can make to you in the beginning. Most of the time if someone is talking big that’s all they’re doing – talking. If someone says, “Well, we want you to be involved, but we have a limited budget…” start looking for the door!

*Yes, he ‘s talking about that Ozzy. And furthermore, Richie’s response to question #3 is perhaps one of the most honest insights on the music business you’ll ever find. Unless you’re doing work for a non-profit humanitarian organization, I suggest you heed Kotzen’s advice when conducting business. Don’t be a fool.

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Daylight Savings

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By Charlie Doom

We’re still adjusting to the time change here, it’s been hard going. The coffee machine is down for the count; the tech says it wasn’t designed to funnel more than 24 gallons a day, and nobody is quite sure how soon the new one will arrive.

Come Armageddon. Come.

However, this rather dire situation has spawned at least one good thing; we’ve been exploring other ways to stimulate our heads throughout the day – out of desperation, mind you. But with desperate times come desperate measures and that, more often than not, forces you to get creative.

So, in an effort to break the shackles of Daylight Savings, here are a few things we’ve found to keep your mind awake and your chops strong throughout the day:

The Spock Exercise

spockThis is a little challenging and might freak out your friends.

1. Make a Spock sign with your hands — extend ring fingers to pinkies, middle fingers to indexes.
(see the image to the right if you don’t know what a Vulcan is)

2. Transition from the Spock sign to the Westside sign — extend middle fingers to ring fingers.
West-side(see the image to the right if you think Snoop Dog is a beagle)

3. Repeat over and over until you can’t stand it anymore!

Two Handed Finger in the Eye Trick

This will sharpen your hand-eye coordination and it’s kind of fun.

1. Put both your hands flat on a table and spread your fingers

2. Label the fingers on each hand 1 through 5
(I label my thumb as 1)

3. Set a pattern where you lift designated fingers one at a time i.e. 1, 5, 3, 1, 2, 4 do it until you get really fast at completing the pattern cycle, then create a new pattern and start over
Hint: your hands should mirror each other when doing these patterns

Write with your non-dominant hand

a_hand_writing1If you’re a righty, try becoming a lefty and visa versa. It goes without saying that writing with your non-dominant hand is hard, but you can get better at it, just practice. Get really good at this and take note of how it changes your playing.

Gangster Coin Roll

Just like Ol’ Bugsy, roll a coin down the knuckles and fingers of your hand. This will help your fingerpicking and dexterity, just refrain from indulging in poor Cagney impersonations.
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1. Find a quarter (50 cent pieces work best, if you can find one)

2. Explaining how to do this is a little involved, so read this Wiki on how to properly roll a coin

Play your guitar for 3 minutes every hour

If your office is cool with you having a guitar by your desk, then keep a guitar by your desk. Just like smoke breaks of yore, take a guitar break every so often, we recommend 3 minutes each hour. That’s enough time to learn one of these 50 Blues Licks and by the end of the day you’ll have clocked in over 20 minutes of practice! Try this one on for size:

Improving your hand-eye coordination and learning how to control your body is the best thing you can do to beef up your chops outside of the shed. And the benefits will go farther than just the 24th fret.

Got any exercises you’d like to share? Post them in the comments!

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Pat Metheny’s One-Man Band: “Orchestrion”

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Pat Metheny released Orchestrion this past week. If I’ve counted correctly, beginning with Bright Size Life in 1975, this is Pat’s zillionth record.

pat-metheny-2009-orch-horiz-jimmy-katzNot a full minute into the 15:48 opening cut, my jaw was already on the floor. I’d never heard him quite like this. It was identifiably Metheny, but the ensemble setting was just unreal with its incredibly tight unison runs, lightspeed tempos, and complex countermelodies. With due respect, and plenty is due, my first thought was that this jazz icon has been putting the “meth” in Metheny.

Then I watched this video on the making of Orchestrion.

Now my jaw is still on the floor, but I’m also thinking about the creative mind that’s driven to make an album this way. He’s trying something entirely new, which is a rarity in itself. I wonder if Metheny is just tinkering or if he feels that, after 35 years of invention, he’s exhausted the potential of traditional music-making.

I wonder if he’s challenging us to reconsider the very process of making music. What does he hear that makes him opt for robots over humanoid collaborators? Is it a jazz record? A real-world Animusic?

Does it even matter how music is made, so long as there’s a good listening experience?

Still listening right now, and wondering what musicians out there think.

– Rich Maloof

The Punch-In is edited by Rich Maloof, who has a long history with TrueFire as artist, educator, and producer. Rich’s body of work as a published author and Editor in Chief of Guitar magazine has been distributed and translated internationally.

Photo by Jimmy Katz / Courtesy Nonesuch Records
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